NO CARRIER

Computers, Science, Technology, Xen Virtualization, Hosting, Photography, The Internet, Geekdom And More

Announcing diet water

Posted on | October 29, 2007 | 3 Comments

Since we have spring water, mountain water, tap water, carbonated water, sports water, caffeinated water and various other forms of water, I found it rather discriminatory that diet water was not yet introduced to the market.

Diet water is a wonderful companion to anyone trying to shed those extra pounds. When you eat meals, drink diet water instead of diet cola. When you feel hungry in-between meals, drink diet water until you feel full again. Even if you work out regularly, Tim’s ultra low calorie zero carb diet water is for you!

How can you get this wonderful break through in diet technology? Chances are, you already have it! I have negotiated deals with every water bottler and municipal water supply in the world, as long as your water does not contain flavorings or other ingredients, its 100% genuine diet water.

Be sure to ask for diet water by name at all convenience and grocery stores, tell them that you will accept no substitutes! Diet water is safe for the whole family, even pets! Diet water is safe for gardening, you can even water your lawn with it.

Don’t delay, get some today!

Comments

3 Responses to “Announcing diet water”

  1. Laura
    October 30th, 2007 @ 4:17 am

    I am sure that something like this will be marketed somewhere. People will buy anything! Look at all of the money that is spent on bottled water, good thing that is going out of fashion.

  2. Enough with this ‘2.0′ craze! : Echoreply
    July 3rd, 2008 @ 12:13 pm

    [...] know, a while back I predicted diet water which has now appeared on the market. Sad to say, if this `two dot oh’ trend continues I [...]

  3. A joke that came true - diet water : Echoreply
    October 19th, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

    [...] a year ago, I posted a joke announcing “diet water”. I did not think that any company in their right mind would try to come up with such a [...]

Leave a Reply





  • Monkey Plus Typewriter
  • Stack Overflow

  • Me According To Ohloh

  • Meta